Got Stage Fright?
Attention Comedians
Amazing New Hypnosis Product Eliminates Stage Fright And Gives You Unshakable Confidence On and Off Stage
Almost Instantly!
But if you think that $77.00 is way to much to invest in yourself for a CD / MP3 Download that will help you LIVE YOUR DREAMS as a COMEDIAN instead of living your FEARS. This program is not for you.
What If you were to overcome your stage fright and you were totally confident, totally relaxed and felt totally free up on stage?
How much better, funnier and more entertaining would you be?
If you ever feel nervous, sick, scared, tense or like your going to bomb and the audience is gonna hate you…
If you ever forget your material…If you feel hesitant...It’s all because you lack confidence.
Comedians, Who Else Wants
The Confidence of a LION TAMER?
Hypnosis is better for your nerves and your courage than a shot of vodka.
Hypnosis is better then smoking a cigarette, or taking anxiety medications...
Hypnosis is better for your confidence, nerves and anxiety then smoking 2 joints.
(Now I know that if your a true comedian that last claim sounded impossible and I'm certain you are saying to yourself. "Self? This guy is "full of it" cause there is nothing better for my courage, nervousness, fear and anxiety than a shot of vodka, a cigarette and smoking 2 joints!")
But the fact is hypnosis really is better then those substances and I will prove it to you if you actually take the time to read this before your ADD kicks in and you get distracted by a blinking light, passing car, shiny watch or a text message.
Hypnosis is a powerful tool that WORKS wonders for a variety of issues including stage fright and self confidence. I'm living proof of it and I will prove it to you.
READ THIS TESTIMONIAL FROM A COMEDIAN IT EVEN COMES WITH A FOLLOW UP EMAIL
"Hey Chris, your “Confidence for Comedians Hypnosis CD worked really well for me
I just wanna say a big thank you for making this CD, it's unbelievable how much I have changed within the last month.
Before using your CD I was to scared to go to a club or bar without drinking before hand.
Last night was the first time I have ever gone out at night, without leaving the house “pissed” ( drunk), I had such a good night without even drinking, making loads of people in the bar laugh was a nice feeling and I made some new friends, I even got a girls number, I feel it has calmed me down and I no longer have bad feelings.
Follow up 1/14/2016
Hey Chris , I got your confidence for comedians i think about Nov 2014 just when I was trying to get over serious depression the same sort of time I tried MDMA Because I saw a tv program on channel 4 called drugs live , which help people with depression and PTSD. But when I got your “Confidence For Comedians CD” it helped stop the bad thoughts then I stopped my meds and just used your CD and within about 2 months later I was fully better.
Also I no longer have to listen to it every day, but if I’m feeling a bit down I might put it on and I feel confident to go and perform a set.
-Jamie Shefford, Oxford U.K.
( Note: I normally do not reprint letters that are this personal bUt he gave me his permission.)
This Self Confidence and Eliminate Stage Fright Program Will Work
(Even for YOU)
Quickly, easily and privately with this hypnosis CD or MP3 specially created for COMEDIANS!
And if It does not work you can see it for FREE
If you are a comedian or budding comedian and you feel that you can benefit from being able to
turn FEAR, ANXIETY, SELF DOUBT , WEAKNESS, STRESS, FEAR OF FAILURE. REJECTION, STAGE FRIGHT OR GOING BLANK
INTO UNSHAKABLE SELF CONFIDENCE
both on and off stage so that you can follow your DREAM...
This will be the most important letter you will ever read.
Here is why:
Dear fellow comedian,
What is it that top comedians have that you don't?
Money? Fame? A TV deal? Sold out shows? Of course they do.
But there is something else that most famous comedians also have...
AND... You can have it too!
Its called SELF CONFIDENCE!
Let me ask you
Would you like to:
Have ZERO Stage Fright!
Have all of the confidence of a LION TAMER!
Be Totally focused and IN THE ZONE when you are on stage.
Feel totally confident on stage and in any situation.
Eliminate any feelings or anxiety, tension or fear that you may have about performing, auditioning or
speaking with people.
Remember all of your material perfectly.
Always see, hear and feel yourself having a great set before each show instead of worrying that you won’t?
Radiate so much confidence and personal charisma that you practically "make" the audience love you from the moment that you step foot on stage.
Have new material just flow to you and flow perfectly on stage because you are not afraid to fail.
Have confidence in yourself when it comes to booking shows and getting paid.
If this sounds like traits that you feel would benefit you as a performer.
You need to DROP EVERYTHING AND READ THIS RIGHT NOW
Because all of these traits can EASILY BE YOURS!
And I am here to help you because just like me…
You have a DREAM!
Chances are that you are reading this because either you are a budding comedian, dreaming of setting foot on stage for the first time and you are scared silly or you are a gigging comedian (paid or not) who is being held back by feelings of anxiety, lack of confidence, stage fright, insecurity, fear or failure, self doubt or some other negative emotion that is holding you back from achieving your DREAM..
Let's face it
When we are on stage,
We are live without a net
When you first start performing comedy, everyone needs improvement. Some folks are terrible and some are down right horrible but we all have a DREAM! Even once you "get good," everyone has a "bad set" and when you are bombing, feelings of insecurity can overtake and destroy you and ruin your set and your night and then it becomes easy to get into a horrible funk and sometimes this horrible funk becomes disabling and turns your dream into a nightmare.
BUT
There is one difference between those who throw in the towel and quit and give up on their DREAM and end up living a life of regret, and go through life saying, "I coulda and I shoulda"
And those who get back on stage and get better and follow their DREAM.
The difference is not looks, it is not luck, in fact its not really even talent.
The difference is CONFIDENCE!
Even after you are successful, thoughts of fear, self doubt, nervousness and anxiety, stage freight, fear of failure and rejection can ruin your set and hold you back both in your career and in your personal life....
You see
The one thing that all GREAT performers have in common is that they are confident on stage!
Chris Rock, Robin Williams, Letterman, Jay Leno, Letterman, Larry The Cable Guy, Seinfeld, Jim Carey.
They all RADIATE CONFIDENCE!
Some of them do it naturally and for some of them this self confidence came over time or through working with a therapist or a coach like me. Others use medication.
Then there are comedians who do not have confidence and never figured out how to get it.
These are the comedians who die of a drug overdose or they quit and gave up on their DREAM
But you do not have to give up on YOUR DREAM. You don't have to let your current lack of confidence, Your anxiety, negative insecure feelings or stage fright hold you back. Because YOU are here. Right here right now learning about the most powerful tool in the world ever developed for people and especially for comedians.
Its called HYPNOSIS!
Hypnosis is a powerful tool that WORKS! I'm living proof of it and I will prove it to you.
You see
I'm living my DREAM
You see my name is Chris Cady and I'm a Hypnotherapist and Stage Hypnotist and I perform on a weekly basis. In 2011 I had a weekly show at the Horizon Casino Resort in South Lake Tahoe that basically ran all year. Prior to that I had a weekly show in Reno for 2 years and I also perform comedy hypnosis shows world wide for casinos, resorts, colleges, high schools, companies, conventions, fairs and private events.
This was and still is my DREAM and every time I perform, I get another chance to step into this dream and experience a dream that most people only get to dream about.
I have performed for every type of audience big and small, as many as 10,000 people and as little as 8. I have performed for
the drunkest bucktoothed hillbillies ever put on Earth. I'm talking a room full of guys who look like Larry The Cable Guys retarded brother, "Elmer The Outhouse Cleaner Guy" (just picture that bar from the Blues Brothers) But instead of cowering, due to my high level of CONFIDENCE, I ended up performing some of the funniest shows ever.
And YOU WILL too!
I have performed for casino and night club audiences, and for conservative church groups...college and high school kids, and retired folks… military, cops… I have performed for entertainment industry people who don’t laugh out loud and I have performed for high testosterone football players who try to intimidate the entertainer. I have even entertained audiences made up of 100% women. I have even performed for a notorious motorcycle club, and you might too ( but you really have to be confident to do this kind of gig because being dragged behind a motorcycle is not a lot of fun)
You name it. I have performed for "that" group. I’m not telling you this to impress you but rather to impress upon you that YOU WILL TOO and I strongly feel that it was the ULTRA HIGH LEVELS OF INDUCED CONFIDENCE that allowed me to be successful in these situations.
No matter who is in the audience, no matter how many folks are there, no matter what the conditions are when I step out on to stage and LIVE MY DREAM…
I have the CONFIDENCE of a LION TAMER!
And you can too!
Why I Developed This Program and why it will work for even YOU!
In general I am a very confident man. Even though I have a "baby face" and I don't look like a "tough guy" Internally I feel like a U.S. Marine, or a pro wrestler, boxer or a lion tamer. I'm not saying that I am as physically tough as these type of men. I assure you that I am not. Physical strength is not important in our business. What I am saying is that this is how I internally feel. Especially when I am on stage. No matter what the circumstances.
But it was not always this way for me.
There were times when negative feelings of nervousness, stress, anxiety, insecurity, fear of bombing or going blank would enter my head and I would be unfocused or "thrown off course" due to things that were happening in my personal life or that had to do with the environment of the show, the size or type of the audience, bad sound, a bad stage, or a really wonderful stage or something said to me by someone earlier that day, my fatigue from traveling or the fact that I was showcasing for industry folks or critics and I'd become worried that I might bomb in front of people who could determine my fate.
I knew that I had to do something about it and I knew that I would have to be the one to fix myself if I was going to continue to live my DREAM. If you have fear and anxiety issues you will too.
So here is what I did... HYPNOSIS!
The same way that hypnosis helps people to reduce stress, stop smoking or change any other unwanted behavior by changing the way that you think, and feel about it at a sub-conscious level. I decided to create a program specifically for COMEDIANS.
It does not matter that I'm a Stage Hypnotist and you are probably a stand up comedian. What matters is that we both get out on stage live without a net and we both talk and we both risk massive failure or achieve massive success based on a variety of factors, many of which are out of our control.
However the one thing we CAN control is our CONFIDENCE which I believe determines our performance and 99% of the outcome of our show.
So here is what I did:
From scratch I created a hypnosis CD & Mp3 that deals specifically with the pre-show and onstage issues that comedians face. (I mentioned them earlier. )
It also addresses all of the fears about rejection that comedians face both on and off stage as well as social, business interaction and money.
As you well know its easy for insecure, negative thoughts of fear, and self doubt to invade your head. Unfortunately us "creative types" seem to attract these thoughts the way an electromagnet attracts metal.
This happens because your mind is like a giant computer and your body is like a robot and all it does is respond to the commands given to it by the computer. And whatever you think about or focus on is inputted into your computer.
So if you
are like most comedians you probably have a lot of baggage and past pain and because of this you may have low self esteem or lack confidence in yourself and in a nutshell your mind is basically wired to attract
negative wimpy anxious thoughts of fear, self doubt etc and so your body responds in this way and your voice may sound weak or wimpy and your hands might tremble and your voice shake and your heart might race and you might sweat or go blank or stumble or deliver your lines in an odd way or you might stand in a way that looks timid and apprehensive and as a result of all of this you project fear and weakness to the audience.
BUT
On the other hand if you think confident thoughts and calming thoughts, you get into what athletes call, "the zone" and everything just jells and you can improv like crazy, and handle any situation and
your body responds very differently and you tend to stand taller and smile and your voice projects dominance and clarity and the audience responds more positively to you. Naturally this does not guarantee that they are going to laugh. But it does significantly improve your chances of connecting with the audience and delivering a better performance and them liking you, and it significantly reduces the chances of anyone heckling you.
Here is how it works
I originally developed this program to help give myself a boost of confidence whenever I needed it and it worked like magic in giving me super hero like confidence right before shows. I used to listen to this program nightly at bedtime
It worked like a MAGIC PILL!
These days I am so totally programmed and conditioned for confidence all I do is say a few magic words to myself (that come from this program) take a few breaths, put a giant Chris Rock sized smile on my face and a title wave of CONFIDENCE comes over me and BAM I hit the stage!
I say my opening line and when I hear and feel the first wave of laughter from the audience my confidence doubles and on rare occasion when my opening line "bombs" instead of being overcome with feelings of worry and fear and insecurity I make an immediate adjustment and I charge forward!
So now that you know all of this here's what you will do if you get this amazing program.
HERE ARE YOUR INSTRUCTIONS
Simply listen to this CD or mp3 as part of a nap or during your regular bedtime. While beautiful soft relaxing music plays in the background you will tune in to the sound of my calm, soothing, relaxing voice and you will quickly become very, very relaxed and you will go into hypnosis.
You will hear everything that I say and soon your mind will accept the suggestions that will allow you to gain all the confidence that you need, want and desire to entertain any audience! You will be amazed by how quickly your negative disempowering thoughts and feelings turn into empowering ones, how your mind stays calm, how things that would normally throw you off no longer bother you at all and how much more focused you are. As well, all of your new found confidence will remain with you even off stage and you will see an overall improvement in your life because you will be able to conduct business by phone or in person, speak to people off stage and in social and business situations.
Here is more of what will happen to you.
Just by listening to "The Super Self Confidence For Comedians Program
You’ll be able to gain complete and total confidence on stage and in any situation.
You will be totally confident in any audition or competitive situation.
You will eliminate any feelings or anxiety, tension or fear that you may have about performing or speaking with people.
You will RADIATE charisma and confidence
You will always see, hear and feel yourself having a great set before each show.
You will have zero stage fright! Instead you will feel excitement!
You will be automatically "in the zone"
Your improv skills will improve significantly.
Your audience will love you.
It will be easier for you to write and perform new material because you will not be afraid to fail.
You will be more confident when it comes to booking shows and getting paid
And YES it will really work for you regardless of your age or your looks or your past failures and negative experiences or your present ability.
I GUARANTEE IT OR YOUR MONEY BACK!
SPECIAL NOTE
So if you are still reading this I hope that you understand just how important having super self confidence is to your career as a comedian. Being funny is not enough to help you live your DREAM.
You will need CONFIDENCE!
SO remember the Super Self Confidence for Comedians Program worked like magic for me and it will work for you too.
You will notice a big difference immediately in your performance.
And if it does not work
I’ll REFUND 100% OF YOUR MONEY!
So if you are still with me you have been reading a while now.
Do I really need to tell you all of this.
I accept pay pal, personal checks and money orders and cash.
Remember HERE IS MY 100% MONEY BACK GUARANTEE TO YOU.
If at ANY TIME you feel that it stops working for you or if it ever wears out, or breaks, I will replace it or refund all of your money!
Yes really, If this program doesn’t work for you for any reason simply send it back ANY TIME for a FULL REFUND! NO QUESTIONS ASKED!
Here's why: I got in to this profession to help people, not just to sell CDSs and MP3s. If the program doesn't work for you then I'm not helping you.
I take all the risk. - Not you!
The CD will be sent in a discreet box with only my return address. There is no packaging to embarrass you.
We are located at 8175 S. Virginia Street Suite 850-233 Reno, NV 89511
Everyone pays $5.00 shipping and handling per CD / mp3
If you were totally confident, totally relaxed and felt totally free up on stage how much better, funnier and more entertaining would you be?
If you ever feel nervous, sick, scared, tense or like your going to bomb and the audience is gonna hate you…
If you ever forget your material…
If you feel hesitant..
It’s all because you lack confidence.
Being funny IS NOT enough FOR A COMEDIAN. CONFIDENCE WILL GET YOU THERE.
Follow your dream, follow your passion, be amazing... and right now order "Confidence For Comedians" with your credit card and MAKE YOUR DREAMS OF BEING A STAND UP COMEDIAN COME TRUE!!!!!!
GO AHEAD AND DO IT NOW!