*DO YOU NEED MATH REHAB?*

*If YOU or your child, teenager, college student is STRUGGLING WITH MATH.*

**If math = anxiety, anger, crying, screaming, fear, worry, stress, panic and a LOT of frustration and disappointment.***...if your problem with math is holding you back in school or in your career. If you have some test that you have to take and you know that you won't pass the math portion...*

*This will be the most important web page that you ever read.*

*Here is why:*

* It does not matter what your age is or if the subject is addition, subtraction, division, multiplication, fractions, pre-algebra, algebra, calculus and any other mind boggling math subjects that have to do with numbers or calculating or mathematics because...*

**If **__YOU__** or Your **__Child__

**HATES MATH WITH A CAPITAL **

**H**

**You or They may be suffering from M.A.D. (math anxiety disorder)**

**While I'm certain you have never heard of this disorder ***(because I made up the term) and while its probably not considered to be a real disorder and probably won't be until some drug company figures out how to make a useless medication for it. This term, **Math Anxiety Disorder** is *** applicable because...**

**If you or your son or daughter**** HATES MATH and becomes nervous, anxious, upset, resistant or combative anytime they (or you) have to even think about numbers...**

**It may be due to **__repeated__** ****FAILURE, FRUSTRATION, PUBLIC RETICULE, PUNISHMENT and bad teachers**

** all of which have resulted in **

**FEAR AND ANXIETY!**

** All of this results in what **__I call__** ***math anxiety or math phobia... *

*which means that you or they have attached so much **fear, anxiety, frustration and ultimately **PAIN *

*to numbers and learning math that the student becomes **mentally paralyzed, stymied, stuck, and mentally blocked*

*and which ultimately prevents any learning. *

**That's Why YOU Need Math Rehab.**

** I Have Good News**

**When a person who HATES MATH retrains their brain to ****RELAX**** and let go of all the **__negative energy, fear and frustration__** that you have with math. **

__Your mind stops fighting with itself and you actually begin to LEARN math.__

**By the way when I use the term math. **__I mean all math__** including addition, subtraction, division, fractions, pre-algebra, algebra, calculus and any other mind boggling subjects that have to do with mathematics.**

** ( Including making change)**

**But if you think that $77.00 is way to much to pay for a CD that will rehabilitate your math problem and eliminate your students math anxiety or math phobia and help boost their self confidence, self esteem and make them a better student, this is not for you.**

**Imagine this scenario. You and your child are sitting at a table working on math or taking this simple math test. Here is basic nature of your conversation.**

**You: "What is 1+ 1?"**

** Your child:(rolling eyes) "1+ 1= I HATE MATH!"**

**You: "Whats 3 x 3?"**

**Your child: "3x3 = "Ug sigh, Math sucks, why do I have to know this crap!"**

**If this sounds familiar...**

**If you or your son or daughter has decided that**

**math = great pain...**

**and **

**If math = anxiety, anger, crying, screaming, fear, worry, stress, panic and a LOT of frustration and disappointment.**

**YOU NEED what I have to offer right now **

**because...**

**There is no amount of screaming, punishment, bribery, battery or logic, discussion, flash cards, detention, or forced memorization of times tables that will possibly change this for you or for your student or child regardless of the students age**

**because your son or daughter has probably developed **

**MATH PHOBIA**

**OR**

** MATH ANXIETY**

**Yes really. But chances are that you and your kids math teacher believe that he or she is just being lazy or defiant. Part of the reason why their teacher would feel this way is that most math teachers love math and working with numbers soooooooo much that they can't possibly understand why anyone would feel that math is equal **

**to TORTURE! **

**Also I believe that many teachers who teach math do so because they have what I would describe as a ***"romantic relationship"*** ****with numbers and a math book is like a romance novel for them and their mindset is so ****mechanical**** that **

**they are ****emotionally detached, have poor social skills**** and cannot understand how a student (especially a creative one) would attach such ****fear, anxiety, emotion, frustration and anger to numbers. **

**This is why school teachers don't / can't usually get through to a struggling math student.**** So they just think that all they need to do is teach math by repetition and when the student is still resistant and still "doesn't get it," the teacher quickly becomes frustrated and angry and writes **

**"F" in giant red ink**

** on your kids paper over and over thinking that somehow this will motivate them to, "try harder." **

**They might as well just stamp the word **

**FAILURE **

**In big red ink on their soul because this is how the student feels**

**So you see...**

__These__** teachers ****approach to math is **__mechanical,__** ****while your students approach is**** **__EMOTIONAL__

**This is why most math teachers don't also teach language or drama or creative writing or music or art.**

** ****While most math teachers may ****logically**** understand words, music and art. They don't really**** FEEL**** ****THEM**

**the way that creative people do and so they cannot emotionally understand**

**how YOU OR your student could FEEL so angry, frustrated, anxious and become phobic**

**about this mechanical thing called, math. **

**But you see**

**I DO! **

**You see, whenever a person has any sort of phobia or anxiety or "mental block"**

**there is absolutely no amount of logic, or reasoning or threatening or shouting or humiliation punishment or forced repetition that will help the person ***"get it"*** and persuade this person (child or adult) to comply and **

**learning will absolutely positively **

**NOT TAKE PLACE**

** while they are in this state of mind.**

**Outside of a few good special ed teachers or tutors, most teachers in our deficient American school system do not understand this or how to deal with this and they will keep trying to jam a square peg into a round hole and the problem and hatred and frustration and anxiety with math only gets worse, (which is why you or your kids teacher has not given you a solution that worked and naturally this is why you are reading this right now.)**

**Next **

**what happens is that your student **

**has so much pain, humiliation, anxiety, fear and ****fear of failure**** attached to math that they become mentally PARALYZED AND it prevents them from**

**learning...**

**How do I know all of this?**

**You see I'm a HYPNOTIST and I help people use hypnosis to rehabilitate their problem the same way that a physical therapist would help a person with a physical injury rehabilitate an injury. Except that I eliminate fears and phobias and sky rocket their self confidence. **

**I do it very quickly using hypnosis.**

** Unless you are a total skeptic and dismiss me as a whacko, here is what will happen when he or she ****uses this CD to rehabilitate themselves and overcome their Math Anxiety or Math Phobia.**

**All they will do is play it on a CD player or on their mp3 player at bedtime every night for 30 nights and everyday about 30 minutes before they do their math homework. They will hear my calm voice and soothing piano music guiding them off into a nice gentle nap.**

**Then while under hypnosis they will hear suggestions for **** feeling relaxed and calm and confident whenever working with numbers.**

** They will also recode their feelings about numbers and about math and recode and re-associate them with pleasure instead of pain.**

**As a result, their comfort with numbers and understanding of math will improve. **

__I do not__** guarantee that they will ever love math or that they will even like math. That should not be the goal. My guess is that you or your student naturally gravitates toward creative pursuits and subjects like language and art and music.**

**However once they remove all of the ****negative associations**** to math and numbers and they actually feel calm, confident, optimistic and balanced instead of weak, negative, resistant, angry, anxious and stuck.**

**They will be able to sit calmly and at least **__be open__** to learning and doing math in a calm and rational and confident manner instead of being totally resistant and hostile to the process. **

**With HYPNOSIS**

**ITS **__EASY__

**Because of the way that I do it. Its actually quite **__EASY__**. You don't have to do a thing. Just let them listen to the CD / mp3 as I stated above and your student will use hypnosis to basically "****flip off the fear and negativity switch" and "flip on the switch for relaxation and self confidence" ****so that they can behave in a rational and confident way whenever they work with numbers or are learning math. **

**What I do is Quick, Easy and Effective.**

**The process happens very quickly and as a result, the fear and anxiety and negativity melts away like ice on a hot summer day.**

**Sound good? **

**Here are a few of my many successes in areas OTHER THAN MATH **

**I have used hypnosis with teens and adults who went from being shy and fearful to suddenly being INVOLVED with people and even dating.**

**I have used hypnosis to help male and female athletes overcome all sorts of fears and negative thinking that they developed in their sport as a result of an injury or setback or a SLUMP. I have worked with bowlers, golfers, football and baseball players, soccer, shooters, skiers, motorcycle and car racers, basket ball, volleyball players. You name the sport. My athletes have gone on to achieve greatness.**

**Quick example: I once had a pole vaulter have his pole break and he became so fearful he could not compete. After one 90 minute session he was back in full force. A similar situation happened with a young gymnastics athlete and a flying trapeze artist who suddenly developed a fear of letting go of the bar.**

**I have had musicians, comedians and other stage performers overcome stage fright. (By the way I am a performer myself and I have ****ZERO fear**** of public speaking or being on stage. For me it is actually the most comfortable fearless place in the world.)**

**I have used hypnosis to help writers overcome writers block.**

**I have used hypnosis to help numerous people overcome all sorts of phobias with insects, spiders, heights, the telephone, social situations, you name it. **

**And **

**I have used hypnosis to help people of all ages who had MATH ANXIETY and math phobia and hatred of math, actually able to feel calm and confident and open to learning and using math skills.**

**And NOW I Can Help Even YOU OR **__YOUR Student__

**Because**

**THE ONLY THING GETTING IN THE WAY IS**

**YOU!**

**And I'm here to help you with that ....**

**So if you are interested in helping yourself or your student getting rid of this ****MATH ANXIETY OR MATH PHOBIA**

**and improving with addition, subtraction, division, multiplication, fractions, pre-algebra, algebra, calculus and any other mind boggling subjects that have to do with numbers or calculating or mathematics...**

**Count to 3 and pull your thumb out of your behind and call me and place your ORDER TODAY or click on the payment link because I can help quickly and easily.**

** ****"Lets get'er done"**

**Chris Cady, Master Hypnotist, **

**Reno, Nevada**

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